not funny or lucky

So of course I did not win a Chris Lambton shirt in Faye's contest. I am not surprised because I am never lucky. I don't win anything. If you want to lose a contest or something similiar be sure that I touch it and you will not win either. So for this contest I did not realize that the winner would be picked by their saying if I would have known this I would of put more thought into it. The saying was suppose to be unique and funny. I know I am not funny but still I could have tried or maybe gotten some help. I know there are people who humor just comes natural I unfortunatley am not one of those people.  I really do try to be funny but it just does not work most of the time.